This Beaver Was So Eager I Had To Text Him.

"Milky" (jordanmielke)
06/27/2016 at 11:12 • Filed to: Eager Beaver, Michigan, Speeding

10/10 would recommend this business if you ever needed a stump removed. After speeding with him for 2 hours I know he will be there as quickly as possible.

Mr. Beaver certainly pissed offed a left lane camper or two. But who cares about them anyways? He cleared the road for me!

Found this photo online of the truck.

*The girlfriend texted him, so I wasn’t speeding and texting ... just speeding.

DISCUSSION (28)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Milky
06/27/2016 at 11:15

LOL

Thats hysterical

Milky > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/27/2016 at 11:21

I’ve never seen a business’s name be so accurate before.

Because Racecar > Milky
06/30/2016 at 07:25

The vanity plate really brings the truck together

npc58501 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/30/2016 at 08:49

Grand Ledge, MI FTW! Seriously though, I-96 west of Portland is flat as hell. You could do easily 110+ in light to no traffic (not that I’ve tried).

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > npc58501
06/30/2016 at 09:31

Haha, I’m no stranger to the area, I went to MSU so I was up there during the idiotic end of my teenage years/start of twenties with an overpowered old S10 Blazer

FartyMcCloud > Milky
06/30/2016 at 09:48

Haha wow, I grew up in the 517. Amazing find.

Milky > FartyMcCloud
06/30/2016 at 10:13

We were speeding together pretty much from Muskegon to Lansing. So I’m assuming thats where the 517 is.

npc58501 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/30/2016 at 10:15

Also a fellow Spartan....There was little need to go west of Portland for hooning when you had an empty I-496 and its curves. Drive through downtown slow to 70-75 at the top of the hill after Pennsylvania do a cop check...no MSU/EL/Lansing PD on the x-over and mash the pedal in an Olds 98 with the maroon velvet interior. 105mph on the world’s best couch FTW then squeal the tires onto the ramp to US-127 north towards Saginaw along the river trail. Get munchies at Meijer then start night of crazy 21 yr old shit.

I feel old now....

FartyMcCloud > Milky
06/30/2016 at 10:16

Yep! Out of midwest drivers I feel like Michigan has the best (at least fastest).

npc58501 > Milky
06/30/2016 at 10:17

Funny thing is that Greater Lansing is where the 517 ends. North was 989 and west was 616. Some commuters had different area codes.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > npc58501
06/30/2016 at 10:18

lol me too.

And my vehicle didn’t mix with curves well, I normally took out my pedal mashing for peeling out or on route 80 in pennsylvania when driving home in the middle of no where (never ohio, damn ohio highway patrol)

This is what I was driving at the time:

Kinja'd!!!

npc58501 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/30/2016 at 10:35

Kinja'd!!!

This is kinda what I was driving. Mine had the maroon interior. It was such a pimpmobile, the Lansing Police/MSU police would curiously follow me home at least once a week then scamper away when I parked.

ELPD never cared about me, probably because their fathers had this car and they were consulting the race card in family guy when looking at my face.

Skamanda > FartyMcCloud
06/30/2016 at 10:39

It’s because even our bumper to bumper traffic is moving at 85mph!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > npc58501
06/30/2016 at 10:55

Ha, I never knew any of the ELPD guys, but I definitely new the MSU ones and a few Lansing ones. I helped a couple of the Lansing SWAT guys get their brown belts in Judo. I worked as a Night Receptionist Supervisor at Hubbard Hall so anytime something went down I had to call the MSUPolice and the majority of them were pretty cool.

npc58501 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/30/2016 at 11:24

The stuff that happens in Hubbard was crazier the higher you go in either tower. 7th floor up... The classrooms in the basement always had lost valuable items when I was there. International students would sometimes use it as a dumping ground for stuff they didn’t want (some classrooms weren’t used some semesters, but were always unlocked under ordinance).

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > npc58501
06/30/2016 at 11:57

When were you there? All the international students hung out in McDonel while I was there.

And I lived on 6S it was pretty crazy on that floor for the time I was there.

npc58501 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/30/2016 at 12:29

2010-2015. There were so many international students (mostly Chinese) that they spilled over into other dorms. The richest students were the Chinese students, Ferraris, Lambos, Bentleys...etc everywhere. They couldn’t drive except for my two friends from China. One of them bought a non-running 1990 M5 with the stickshift, fixed it up and claimed to get to 160 one time. The other designed electric cars and drives a Camry Hybrid mostly as a shuttle to his other group of friends in Chicago. I let both drive my cars, they were good enough drivers (I don’t let my siblings do that).

Sam-that-was-fun! > Milky
06/30/2016 at 12:59

feels like he would feel right at home at 248 in Troy. Why? Exit 69 on i-75 is Big Beaver rd.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > npc58501
06/30/2016 at 13:42

I was there from 04-08, there weren’t super cars around town in that time period. Though for me there were a large group of S Koreans and I saw one woman back a 3 series BMW (mid 00's) up a 6 inch curb. I was actually impressed it made it up there lol

Cinnamon Bunz > Milky
06/30/2016 at 16:51

I am literally so d*mn amused by this post.

Ash78, voting early and often > Milky
06/30/2016 at 16:58

I have never seen texting used in real time from cars like that before. Long live the CB radio!. I sure hope it wasn’t the driver texting you back.

Milky > Ash78, voting early and often
06/30/2016 at 17:59

He had a passenger also, hence the “ We’re exiting soon”. So I’m hoping it was the passenger too.

brad > Milky
06/30/2016 at 21:52

you got a chrysler crossfire? i have an 04 and it’s such a fun little car to drive!

Ash78, voting early and often > Milky
06/30/2016 at 23:34

Maybe he was alone, but implying that you were coming with him. Ewwwwwwwww.

fordy875 > Skamanda
07/02/2016 at 03:00

Coming from Ohio... driving in Michigan is the autobahn.

Psycold > Ash78, voting early and often
07/02/2016 at 11:05

“Candy cane....”

Hopefully someone gets that reference.

Ash78, voting early and often > Psycold
07/05/2016 at 08:47

Steve Zahn should have gotten the Oscar that year. Man, I completely forgot about that movie...

Psycold > Ash78, voting early and often
07/05/2016 at 13:57

Can’t blame you, it was 15 years ago...yikes.